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Q: Why do Canadians have sex doggie style? A: So they both can watch the hockey game.
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blazed3wayz
(02.15.2001 5:52:54 PM EST)
been there done that
it not what you can do for your country, it's how your country can fuck you over.
Thats the funniest cartoon...
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willard
(02.15.2001 4:34:07 PM EST)
I have ever seen in my whole life! Roger is the BEST!
I gotta agree with BQDM and jamieburn on this one.
Gotta love free speech!
Hey!!!!!
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JohnnyKatoom
(02.15.2001 4:06:46 PM EST)
That's not pooh! That's Mr. Hankey!
ya but...
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(02.15.2001 2:56:50 PM EST)
Q: What did Spock/Riker find in Kirk's/Pickard's toilet?
A: The captain's log
REALLY
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BgDM
(02.15.2001 8:18:46 AM EST)
FUCKING OLD!!! I was sent this about 5 months ago before I even knew about this site. This site is going to shit fast!
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estoude1
(02.15.2001 0:01:19 AM EST)
Zzzzzzz.....
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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