"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican." -George W. Bush, declining to take reporters' questions during a photo op with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien, April 21, 2001
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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." — Barbara Bush, former U.S. First Lady
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#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
One Liners
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Add a left winger
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willard
(02.20.2001 1:12:23 AM EST)
and you have a complete meal...
Gotta love free speech!
KitKat...
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started by
djv1
(02.19.2001 2:57:25 PM EST)
he can't talk right now, he's working on one of the artists......ah....oh yeah....right there.....
Damn Roger...
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started by
Kat25
(02.18.2001 5:16:17 PM EST)
Wanna tell me what your secret is to getting all these pics included on Goofball? *lol*
Kat
"PETA"
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started by
blazed3wayz
(02.18.2001 4:48:21 PM EST)
should like this one
if this pic thing in my signature worked i'll be a happy person.
PETA
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started by
blazed3wayz
(02.18.2001 4:48:11 PM EST)
should like this one
if this pic thing in my signature worked i'll be a happy person.
Looks like they aren't too chicken to express themselves.
Work, the curse of the drinking class.
First
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estoude1
(02.18.2001 0:01:41 AM EST)
Groan...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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if this pic thing in my signature worked i'll be a happy person.
