"I had the honor of calling Dale Earnhardt, Jr., after the race, to congratulate him. I said, there's nothing wrong with a fellow following in his father's footsteps."—Bush, on Feb. 16, the day after watching racecar driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. win the Daytona 500. (Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died in a crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500 in 2001.)
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"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them." — George Bush
Snapple Facts
#176 The first bike was called a hobbyhorse.
Yo Mama ...
house is is so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
One Liners
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car crash yesterday? A: Some dick cut her off.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
who the hell
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paparoach1
(02.06.2001 12:51:35 PM EST)
gave that dummy 6 inches,i guess japedo felt a little lonley that night
We're going to infest
Perfect
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RoosterCogburn
(02.06.2001 10:48:28 AM EST)
another method of dealing with Telemarketers.
Wood is Good!
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started by
MissPK
(02.06.2001 9:03:05 AM EST)
I wonder if his name is Woody?
*wink,giggle,blush*
Very interesting...
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Seaweedy
(02.06.2001 1:08:35 AM EST)
Can a ventriloquist get in trouble with the law if his dummy makes obscene phone calls? I think I'll have a little drink of my stuff and think about this one for awhile....
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