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Picture Perfect

By: RogerPublished: 02/07/2001
 
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    Who's got the camcorder (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (02.07.2001 8:05:13 PM EST)

    MUTHAFUCKIN PIGS!

    It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up. Dammit I want a playstation 2!!!

    must be L.A. (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (02.07.2001 6:14:31 PM EST)

    enough said.

    Rodney? (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (02.07.2001 4:07:12 PM EST)


    Smile! You're on Candid Camera!

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    notice (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (02.07.2001 3:03:08 PM EST)

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    (02.07.2001 10:44:00 AM EST)

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    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.07.2001 9:18:15 AM EST)

    Me thinks Roger has a subscription to Hustler magazine

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    started by RoosterCogburn
    (02.07.2001 8:36:31 AM EST)

    Man beats himself to a pulp, police come to rescue.


    I wonder where they got that flower?

    The Duke

    KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (02.07.2001 0:07:38 AM EST)

    roger

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