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By: RogerPublished: 03/18/2001
 
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The sure fire way to quit...smoking and breathing.

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    Maybe they should call it (0 replies)
    started by DaveMan
    (03.18.2001 3:00:32 PM EST)

    THE Gun, 'cuz it looks like it would cure whatever ails ya!!! ;^)

    "Hey Satan, leave me be, I'm playin' in a rockin' band. Hey Momma, look at me, I'm on my way to the Promised Land!"

    This wasn't needed (0 replies)
    started by therealbigdog
    (03.18.2001 10:24:13 AM EST)

    I usually enjoy your contributions but this is not one of your better posts.

    That isn't me (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.18.2001 9:09:58 AM EST)

    If it was, there would be one burning in the ashtray.


    I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
    OH WELL (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.18.2001 9:08:13 AM EST)

    I'M 2ND. WHY DID RODGER SUBMIT THIS?

    Killin' two birds with one stone, (0 replies)  
    started by willi
    (03.18.2001 0:42:32 AM EST)

    no lung cancer, or for that matter, brain cancer for me, thank you very much!

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