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Which Came First?

By: RogerPublished: 03/19/2001
 
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The pizza or the egg?

I just wish the pizza would come as fast as I do.

Which Came First?

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    that looks like... (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (03.19.2001 0:43:41 AM EST)

    a large pizza from pizza hut...
    about the size of one sperm...

    "It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

    WTF? (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (03.19.2001 0:26:48 AM EST)


    Anything to get 'em to open up, right?

    "Are you the lady who ordered the pepperoni pizza? Well, here's your pizza, and here's your pepperoni!"



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