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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
 
 

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Ears Ringing?

By: RogerPublished: 03/20/2001
 
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    Dollywood (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (03.29.2001 1:42:45 AM EST)

    Dolly?

    Is this what they mean by (0 replies)
    started by DaveMan
    (03.22.2001 10:59:21 AM EST)

    too much of a good thing?! ;^)

    "If you're takin' your girlfriend out tonight, you'd better park your car well out of sight, 'cause if we catch you in the backseat tryin' to open her blouse, we're gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box!"

    Aye Carumba! (0 replies)
    started by cheeseball
    (03.21.2001 8:54:40 PM EST)


    Those jobbies must be helium filled.

    Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.

    Hey (0 replies)
    started by showboat
    (03.20.2001 7:25:40 PM EST)

    My ears are getting cold but then again those things can make you dissapear

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    wow (0 replies)
    started by scieth
    (03.20.2001 10:09:32 AM EST)

    What if someone really existed with breasts that large? I don't think they'd be walking, but they could make a killing in tourism.

    My ears are always ringing (0 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (03.20.2001 9:42:39 AM EST)

    I know the feeling. :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy (TLC)

    DAMN!!!! (0 replies)  
    started by oxbrain
    (03.20.2001 0:07:52 AM EST)

    I think she'd fall over...
    be dragging those damn tumors behind her

    "It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

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