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Dead Millionaire

By: RogerPublished: 03/30/2001
 
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Who wants to be a dead millionaire.

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    started by StreetImperial
    (04.01.2001 9:36:25 PM EST)

    I would love to see regis attacked by a gang of midgets

    It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up. I tried doing good, but good's not too good for me.

    Poor Rege..... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (03.30.2001 10:06:03 AM EST)


    Forever haunted by a single catch phrase.

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    Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
    ho hum (0 replies)  
    started by samiland
    (03.30.2001 0:29:45 AM EST)

    yet another first

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