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HA HA REDNECKS
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lisathebomb
(03.06.2001 4:44:40 PM EST)
FUCKEN REDNECKS I HATE TEXAS REDNECKS.LOOK AT HER TITS THEIR SO BIG AND JUICY
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haha
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started by
rose
(03.05.2001 8:21:40 AM EST)
it looks like bill clintons early years. That friggin hillbilly.
Thank goodness he is gone.
just workin da job, boss.
This has to be
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.04.2001 4:20:49 PM EST)
"DORKOVERLORD" & family! Notice how his knees are ripped up from "Wrastlin".
This could easily have been..
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.04.2001 3:09:27 PM EST)
This could easily have been titled: How Roger lost his Virginity
LOL
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started by
tjshere
(03.04.2001 12:27:43 PM EST)
Classic hillbilly toon. Their collective IQs are still many points lower than the dog. He's cleaner too, note the flies. LMAO
All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.
wow
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started by
paparoach1
(03.04.2001 11:17:01 AM EST)
she looks like she sucked on a lemon.
We're going to infest
haha
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  started by
mynok5
(03.04.2001 0:33:22 AM EST)
is is first?
my 80 year old husband is shaving his balls...What can I do?
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