"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
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#159 The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger".
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is so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
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willi
(03.07.2001 9:35:49 PM EST)
She should pitch the overpriced doctor and prescription aside and start riding that prodigious probiscous for all it's worth.
"Going down?"
Lucky for him
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peterli
(03.07.2001 2:46:30 AM EST)
How did I know it would be Roger again?, every freekin day, does he have a book and send one image in a day or what? when it say's images I take it we are not talking ripping a page out of a book of cartoons each day and sending it in, jez this is getting dull, I might even be forced to get of my arse and send something in myself (bad news)
My brain hurts
Not trying to be mean
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calihankl
(03.07.2001 1:56:35 AM EST)
But is no one submitting pictures and cartoons anymore? All I see is Roger's mildy funny pictures. Nothing to really make me laugh. Or is he in charge of the picture quality here. Post some fresh new stuff for those who like bangup.com quality...
"I know...but at least I'm not a million"
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