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Lost and Found

By: RogerPublished: 03/08/2001
 
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I'm afraid you're never getting that back, ma'am.

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    Hoho (0 replies)
    started by hydrohax
    (03.08.2001 5:51:34 PM EST)

    Funny bunnys make me laugh

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    started by kweenbee
    (03.08.2001 5:21:51 PM EST)

    Hey Roger,
    She might find it. I knew a girl once who had a basketfull of cherries!

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    (03.08.2001 3:44:12 PM EST)

    How???

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