"Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open." -George W. Bush, at the swearing-in ceremony for Secretary of Agriculture Ann Veneman, March 2, 2001
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"The only time I want to talk to a woman when I'm naked is if I'm on top of her or she's on top of me." — Former Tigers pitcher Jack Morris on female sportswriters
Snapple Facts
#16 The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She uses the swimming pool as a toilet!
One Liners
Q. Where does virgin wool come from? A. Ugly sheep.
Whee Doggies!
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howardstern
(03.09.2001 5:54:24 PM EST)
The hyoomer of this here cartune is drar than a popcorn fart! Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk...
F Jackie.
it's a diary...
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.09.2001 4:26:25 PM EST)
he's not sending it anywhere. . .
how
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started by
paparoach1
(03.09.2001 4:22:37 PM EST)
does he plan on sending this letter
We're going to infest
Big deal
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started by
tjshere
(03.09.2001 10:19:01 AM EST)
Let's see him give up whacking off. Then I'll be impressed.
All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.
First!
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started by
telefool
(03.09.2001 2:00:43 AM EST)
Hmm...I bet he got pretty good at his sand shot...until he ran out of balls and/or coconuts
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