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Indian Guide

By: PortaJonPublished: 04/12/2001
 
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    Load of Crap (0 replies)
    started by howardstern
    (04.13.2001 4:55:24 PM EST)
    PortaJon, dump this lame shit with the rest of your crap.

    F Jackie.

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    started by monkey5516
    (04.12.2001 1:16:40 PM EST)
    zzzzzzzzzz

    No, you must not keep her (0 replies)
    started by DaveMan
    (04.12.2001 12:41:16 PM EST)
    waiting, especially when her name is Fucks Like Rabbit!!! ;^p

    "My whole family done give up on me and it makes me feel oh so sad. The only one who'll hang out with me is my dear Old Granddad."

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    started by cheeseball
    (04.12.2001 7:29:09 AM EST)

    Paddelling! Come on over Poke-your-hind-parts, it's paddelling time.

    Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.

    Guide me, baby! (0 replies)
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    How YOU doin'?

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    started by zyxwv
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    some sort of see-through animal skin. Apparently they were all the rage with the Native Americans.

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