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"We've got pockets of persistent poverty in our society, which I refuse to declare defeat—I mean, I refuse to allow them to continue on. And so one of the things that we're trying to do is to encourage a faith-based initiative to spread its wings all across America, to be able to capture this great compassionate spirit." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: Small Businesses Location," March 18, 2002 The second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation recently recognized Bush's er ... contributions to the English language. Under the heading "Bushisms," the dictionary includes such Bush classics as, "We are ready for any unforseen event which may or may not happen."
 
 

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Your Pet Parrot

By: RogerPublished: 04/01/2001
 
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Be careful where you put your parrot when it's learning to speak.

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    Now that bird has a real (1 reply)
    started by DaveMan
    (04.04.2001 10:39:29 AM EST)

    potty mouth!!! ;^p

    "I hope that when this issue's gone, I'll see you when your clothes are on. Take your car, yes we will, take your car and drive. Take it to a motel room, and take 'em off in private."

    Sam Gross the Cartoonist (0 replies)
    started by Gnastyman
    (04.01.2001 1:57:55 PM EST)

    Hey, This cartoon is by illustrator Sam Gross, he's hysterical. Can anybody tell me where I can find more cartoons by Sam? Tried looking on the 'net but couldn't find any. Thanks!

    How are ya?

    How can that be? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.01.2001 11:38:24 AM EST)

    I thought women didn't do that sort of thing?


    I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
    strike two (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (04.01.2001 8:54:51 AM EST)

    The bird better hope that's not Randy Johnson's wife.

    Polly want (0 replies)
    started by beckdaddy
    (04.01.2001 3:14:34 AM EST)

    a turdball?

    Nice shot!

    First! (1 reply)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.01.2001 0:04:45 AM EST)

    Take that, mothafuckah's!

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