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Yo Mama ...
is so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
One Liners
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
Death Wish
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proverbialchump
(04.03.2001 9:51:54 PM EST)
Mofo crackers be playin' board games and shit, brother please....somebody, reach back like a pimp and slap the ho
You know what???
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(04.03.2001 5:18:51 PM EST)
His ass is going to hurt in thr morning. Cuz' everybody knows black guys will stick there dicks in anything white. Cuz' "the man" has kept them down for 300 years. And days gitin asome pazbackt. Call that man a bambalance.
k
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.03.2001 4:44:55 PM EST)
this is old...
yo yo yo
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started by
paparoach1
(04.03.2001 2:59:19 PM EST)
yall down wit a little d&d up in this mofo.i think the white guy has the advantage for the 1st time in a while
We're going to infest
come onnnnn.....
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started by
djv1
(04.03.2001 11:42:05 AM EST)
doesn't EVERYONE know its Yatzi time?!?!
I give whitey around
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started by
willard
(04.03.2001 0:08:05 AM EST)
2 minutes before he's strung up by his ying yang.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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