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Doctor's Office

By: RogerPublished: 04/08/2001
 
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OK, who came first?

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    Who Cares! (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (04.09.2001 10:38:15 PM EST)

    They both are very tasty!

    chicken first (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.09.2001 4:11:14 AM EST)

    you people are totally stupid! anybody who knows about anything religious would know that god created everything in this messed up universe. so therefore, the chicken came first.

    JUst in case you've ever wondered... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (04.09.2001 1:42:35 AM EST)


    ...according to evolutionary theory, the egg came first.

    Since a fertilized egg carries the complete genetic code of the animal that hatches from it, the first chicken hatched from a chicken egg. However, an egg is NOT genetically identical to the animal that lays it. Rather, it is a combination of genes from both its parents (plus a mutation or two). Therefore, the animal that laid the first chicken egg was slightly different and, therefore, not quite a chicken.

    Ergo, the egg came first.

    Okay, so it's not funny, but I figure you could use a little enlightment once in a while.



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    Marvin did ....... (0 replies)
    started by Marvin
    (04.08.2001 7:23:27 AM EST)

    you know me and chickens ! LOL


    Nice ass Marvin !

    the doctor (0 replies)
    started by tishamongo
    (04.08.2001 0:09:50 AM EST)

    the doctor got the nurse in the closet

    I want to just choke that chicken! (0 replies)  
    started by willi
    (04.08.2001 0:09:11 AM EST)

    I came first about ten minutes ago. Porn on the internet, isn't it great!

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