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By: AnonymousPublished: 05/03/2001
 
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    And only losers... (0 replies)
    started by sal1981
    (05.26.2001 11:49:22 PM EST)

    ...would read some shit mrs. "nobody" posts on her site concerning her husband

    Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ainīt the same as playing Monopoly

    Ouch (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (05.04.2001 7:00:08 PM EST)

    Thats a kick in the Jimbo.

    Not "in" anymore. (0 replies)
    started by johnnykatoom
    (05.03.2001 6:19:08 PM EST)

    It's because of that ponytail... Loser!!!!!

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    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.03.2001 9:19:39 AM EST)

    Because she never told him she just put up with it. so kick that bitch to the curb and start over.

    First! (0 replies)  
    started by friday2k
    (05.03.2001 1:27:31 AM EST)

    ummm, canīt be, first again. Itīs already so late, where are the usual suspects?

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