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Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a skinny woman? A: A counterfeit dollar bill is a phony buck!
Blow-up dolls and broken glass wouldn't go to well together.
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I don't need a hammer
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started by
willi
(06.13.2001 2:21:33 PM EST)
to club that glass cause I'll just hammer that glass with my club!
You better open wide, Sister Lola.
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started by
estoude1
(06.13.2001 0:17:55 AM EST)
Oh, please. Lola? Gimme a break.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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