"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." - Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue
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bzzzzzt!
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jlt
(06.19.2001 6:02:39 PM EST)
find out about web bugs - there everywhere
http://www.bugnosis.org/download.html
this is a microsoft link... these are images you can't see, but can get your info and email, etc.
LEARN!!!!!!
buddyo
"Beg your pardon, sir...
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started by
willi
(06.19.2001 2:24:35 PM EST)
but may my last request be 'Killing Me Softly With Your Song'"?
Hehe.
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started by
kweenbee
(06.19.2001 1:44:24 PM EST)
That's the way to keep it in the proper perspective!
"Goodness gracious!"
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started by
misspk
(06.19.2001 9:24:44 AM EST)
Now THAT's cruel and unusual punishment.
*wink,giggle,blush*
Shock the Monkey
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tjshere
(06.19.2001 6:00:30 AM EST)
Would be appropriate as well.
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
Shock the Monkey
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started by
tjshere
(06.19.2001 6:00:02 AM EST)
Would be appropriate as well.
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
How fitting
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friday2k
(06.19.2001 2:47:48 AM EST)
these days? What will the guy tomorrow morning hear? Busted veans of acid?
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