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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She plays pool with the planets!
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Q. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? A. Everyone has the same DNA.
Chuckle-Chuckle-Chuckle
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bigswifty
(06.25.2001 7:49:08 AM EST)
I may be a sick puppy but, I thought this was funny. Good one RachelB
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
Well I feel sorry
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started by
buzzingparsley
(06.25.2001 2:59:50 AM EST)
The reason for that being if I was that poor scale I would have left years agoİ I mean its not his fault he has to tell her "tilt"İ Scales arent made how they used to beİ Technology is quite funnyİ Old scales went up to 320İ New ones if your over weight tell you your too fat and should look into starting a dietİİİİİIts all good in the long runİİİİİİ
Well if it isnt one big hearty bowl of wong tong soup, then it must be chicken noodle...
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