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Ballot Machine

By: HHBPublished: 06/28/2001
 
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Florida shouldn't have any problems with this one.

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    cartoon? (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (06.28.2001 2:08:19 PM EST)

    what paint is he using,looks like a picture to me

    We're going to infest

    cartoon? (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (06.28.2001 2:08:12 PM EST)

    what paint is he using,looks like a picture to me

    We're going to infest

    Hmmm... (0 replies)
    started by barryb
    (06.28.2001 1:08:41 PM EST)

    This cartoon looks suspiciously like a picture!!!

    bb

    57th (0 replies)
    started by fixxxerny
    (06.28.2001 8:01:38 AM EST)

    well, if a bunch of people posted before me while I typed this, I very well COULD be 57th.

    Get a life, people. 'First' doesn't matter when you flip fries.

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    i miss the comfort in being sad

    I' second (0 replies)
    started by smartass
    (06.28.2001 0:52:08 AM EST)

    I was going to say something stupid like WOW, but caught myself,

    wow (0 replies)  
    started by suzieq
    (06.28.2001 0:48:00 AM EST)

    i am keeping someone from making a really stupid comment like "i'm first"

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