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Dreamin'

By: PortaJonPublished: 06/07/2001
 
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*sigh* (0 replies)
started by pusspuss
(06.11.2001 10:31:55 PM EST)

What does the woman expect with her tits looking that lush....mmm if i was a lesbian.....*drool*

To err is human......but to forgive is TOTALLY out of my juristiction.....

IF HE WERE A FRENCHMAN (0 replies)
started by bigswifty
(06.07.2001 11:57:18 PM EST)

ALL HE WOULD HAVE TO DO IS SHOW HER HIS 10 INCH TOUNGE.

I LIKE MY PIE HOT, COLD OR ALAMODE!

REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

Offer more money! (0 replies)
started by kweenbee
(06.07.2001 7:37:06 PM EST)

The offer is there. Good post.

Gotta agree with Miss PK (0 replies)
started by fixxxerny
(06.07.2001 4:17:02 PM EST)

The day a woman turns down a chance to scream is the same day you pick out her burial dress.

Well... (0 replies)
started by GFish
(06.07.2001 1:23:57 PM EST)

It did say "all you can eat..."

She's turning his "dinner" invitation down? (0 replies)
started by misspk
(06.07.2001 9:15:08 AM EST)

It must be a cartoon.

*wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

HEY (0 replies)
started by roger
(06.07.2001 7:42:33 AM EST)

A new candidate for SGWEP.

Great post portajon.. goofballs to you.

LET'S ROCK Orgasm Donor

I like clams (0 replies)
started by sted5
(06.07.2001 4:55:38 AM EST)

bearded clams ummm nice to eat!

damn (0 replies)
started by Jtmd
(06.07.2001 2:53:30 AM EST)

thats one of the cartoonists from playboy

Uhmm (0 replies)  
started by leadj
(06.07.2001 0:46:31 AM EST)

Behold the power of pie

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