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Yo Mama ...
is like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
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Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? A: Lexington, Kentucky . .He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
Good for him. Most old bastards can only go, "Whoooosh!"
President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
Now that you've farted,
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started by
willi
(06.09.2001 4:42:32 AM EST)
I pronounce you newly departed.
OOOH, that smell!
The smell of death surrounds you.
LYNYRD SKYNYRD ROCKS!
hehe
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started by
oxbrain
(06.09.2001 0:41:31 AM EST)
thats me when I'm older...
"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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