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does this work...
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started by
sassygal
(07.21.2001 6:31:37 PM EST)
for both genders?
I could think of someone I would like an elephant to fall on.. hahaha
Splat!
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started by
kweenbee
(07.10.2001 5:09:10 PM EST)
Somebody give ma coffee can full of pennies.
Doesn't work
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started by
thegrandpatron
(07.10.2001 7:11:07 AM EST)
I've tried this more than once at different wishing wells. It doesn't work.
Damn ......
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started by
marvin
(07.10.2001 4:10:47 AM EST)
isn't a falling whale supposed to turn into a bowl of petunias not an elephant in accordance with the laws of improbability ? (In memory of Douglas Adams - author Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy)
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