"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." - Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001 (Thanks to Rachael Contorer.)
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Work work work
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bigswifty
(07.06.2001 7:52:25 AM EST)
Just another day at the office. I like the guy puting in over-time with his nose to the grind stone.
Listen its nothing personal, its only business. Great pic HHB
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
Damn!!
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started by
roger
(07.02.2001 10:05:42 AM EST)
They have a hotline for that? I'm in deep shit now.
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started by
army
(07.02.2001 4:42:11 AM EST)
can i apply for a job
I am an American, fighting in the forces which guard my country and our way of life. I am prepared to give my life in their defense.
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