"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." - Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001
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#126 A pigeon's feathers are heavier than its bones.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
One Liners
Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A: A pimp.
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True True
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bigswifty
(07.06.2001 8:02:34 AM EST)
Ouch-Grow a big pair now boys, you'll need-em if you ever end up in the court room.
fixxxerny
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"She's gotten it so much, it's like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway. Might hit a wall here or there, but ain't gonna do much for anyone involved."
Two divorcees below
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started by
marvin
(07.05.2001 6:47:14 AM EST)
I guess I know what I might be in for one day soon ! LOL
The trash??
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started by
tjshere
(07.05.2001 5:42:59 AM EST)
I always thought it was customary for the ex wife to keep them.
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
Hehehehehe!
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kweenbee
(07.05.2001 0:30:39 AM EST)
Been there. Went thru hell, but it wasn't all her fault. If she could have, I'm sure she would have liked to have had them.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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