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Hey There

By: RogerPublished: 08/10/2001
 
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    FIFTH !!!!! (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (08.10.2003 0:37:09 AM EST)


    hahahahahahahahaha

    I'm fifth and there's nothing you can do about it. If you just came in, take this number: 6

    waaaaaaaaa hahahahaha

    you'll never get my spot.. I'll always be fifth.

    Haha! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (08.10.2001 2:15:44 PM EST)

    You know Roger, it's not impossible. Just pay $2 more for it. Good one. 5^ to ya', pal!

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Don't they have ...... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (08.10.2001 8:11:22 AM EST)

    any "wazzup !" cards ...LOL! Love the toon Roger....:)

    Sorry Sweetie did I infringe your copyright ? LMAO

    5^ buddy


    Kiss My Ass !

    Don't they have...... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (08.10.2001 2:17:36 AM EST)

    ...and "bite my ass" cards...LOL! Love the 'toon, Roger...:)

    Kisses to my Sweetheart!! ~SweetiePeach~

    FIRST! (0 replies)  
    started by jj2099
    (08.10.2001 0:03:36 AM EST)

    I am first!

    I fucking love this site.

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