"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." -George W. Bush, in a pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report
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marvin
(08.12.2001 8:01:08 AM EST)
Is Budweiser paying you now Roger ? Hahahahahahahahaha Good touch !
Nice comment by JS down below !
FIRST!!!!!
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juniorsimms
(08.12.2001 3:20:25 AM EST)
and I've got the biggest erection in history. Gimme my trophy
When I die I want to be cremated and thrown in somebody's face.
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