"And I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "Remarks by the President at Arkansas Welcome, Northwest Arkansas Regional Airport," Nov. 4, 2002
Random Quote
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel overwhat I considered to be a very odd number." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#195 Eleven of the fifty states are named after and actual person.
Yo Mama ...
so fat the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn.
One Liners
Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 US leader
Let's face it ....
(0 replies)
started by
marvin
(08.16.2001 8:15:33 AM EST)
there's a lot there to worship ! LOL
The incense keeps the (circle) flies off anyhow ;-)
Some people...
(0 replies)
started by
bigswifty
(08.16.2001 0:31:00 AM EST)
I know this is how we do it at our house...instead of amen its .....Wack, thank you sir, may I have another!!
...to pray that you'll stay away from the burritos! (Why else would he have so many candles burning?)
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
