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#42 Frogs cannot swallow with their eyes open.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist, they spelled out "boulevard!"
One Liners
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? A: They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
Hehehe
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tjshere
(08.25.2001 11:32:41 AM EST)
Good toon, Rooster, thanks.
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
So What??!
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started by
misspk
(08.25.2001 8:32:26 AM EST)
Never stopped them before.
Oh, I'm so baaaaaaaa-d! (aren't you glad?) Hahaha!
*wink,giggle,blush*
The married ones are the best
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started by
roger
(08.25.2001 5:24:53 AM EST)
They don't tell. They also know how to back up when needed... hahahaha
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I didn't know
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started by
marvin
(08.25.2001 3:33:28 AM EST)
there were snow capped mountains in North Carolina !
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oh boy .... I'm in trouble when Roger sees this ! LMAO
How can I be a shepherd
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started by
willi
(08.25.2001 0:56:24 AM EST)
if I can't f*ck, excuse me, I meant flock my sheep!
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