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Fortune Teller

By: RogerPublished: 09/10/2001
 
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I've heard of palm readings before, but this crosses the line.

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    started by roger
    (09.10.2003 0:46:53 AM EST)


    Kweenbee for his remarkable comment of:

    Hahahaha!
    Good place for a business stand, I guess. I gave you 5


    What will he do with 5 business stands KB?

    Keep those comments coming folks,
    you too could be a weener!!

    It was only a dollar (1 reply)
    started by roostercogburn
    (09.10.2001 5:23:06 PM EST)

    so I paid it. She said I would meet someone CHARMIN.

    This reminds me of the guy (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.10.2001 9:47:57 AM EST)

    This reminds me of the guy who was hard of hearing and took his wife with him to the Doctor.

    The Doctor said, "I will need a Urine sample, a Stool sample, and a Sperm sample".

    The old guy asked his wife, "What'd he say?"

    His wife told him, "He said to leave your underpants with the nurse".

    ....and no, it wasn't me!

    Physicians always say (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (09.10.2001 9:43:55 AM EST)

    that the intestins are the window to the soul. Ah says the fortune teller, I see you're going to have a very long life, I like the way you used the peanuts for texture!!

    Being sandwiched between Sweetie and The Swiftone, looks like your dreams have come true P.K.

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    You're skid marks tell me... (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (09.10.2001 9:01:41 AM EST)

    ...there is no sex in your future.

    Very perceptive aren't I?

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    She could get.... (1 reply)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (09.10.2001 1:32:53 AM EST)

    ...rich doin' that for all the Goof guys...;)

    Kisses to my Sweetheart!! ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

    LOL (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.10.2001 0:34:01 AM EST)

    I see she's geting top dollar for her services. I guess she deserves it, her job stinks. hehehehe.

    Nice one, mi amigo. How is she with yellow stains? ;^)


    I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
    Hahahaha! (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (09.10.2001 0:15:13 AM EST)

    Good place for a business stand, I guess. I gave you 5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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