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Hell.......
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tjshere
(09.30.2001 12:39:47 PM EST)
Isn't that how dogs always get acquainted, by sniffing each other butts? OK, lady, your turn.
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
Good toon Roger.
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kweenbee
(09.28.2001 2:57:31 PM EST)
If it were me, I'd take a bite out of grime.
This reminds me of the young waitress who came home to tell her mom that she got "geesed" at work. Her mom smiled and told her that the term was "goosed." The young waitress said, "No mom, its geesed, I know the difffrence between two fingers and three." Bwaa haaa haaa.
Hehehe.....
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sweetiepeach
(09.28.2001 0:27:52 AM EST)
Too bad the dog can't describe what he sees...LOL!
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