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A Bedtime Story

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 09/17/2001
 
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    started by roger
    (09.17.2003 8:54:46 PM EST)

    MissPK (her first)

    for this comment of:

    Don't looks so frightened...
    ...he's going to eat you for goodness sakes!

    ....er PK, either you left out the word "not" or you're talking about this guy eating his kid.


    Keep those comments coming folks, even the beautiful MissPK won.
    Once upon a time (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (09.17.2001 12:18:58 PM EST)

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Now that's.. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (09.17.2001 11:54:34 AM EST)
    ..my kind of story. Now go to sleep and let me get back to goofball.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Don't look so frightened... (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (09.17.2001 9:03:12 AM EST)
    ...he's going to eat you for goodness sakes!

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    Awwwww Dad ! (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (09.17.2001 8:27:15 AM EST)
    tell me the one about Little Red Riding Hood again.


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