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#164 The first vacuum was so large, it was brought to a house by horses.
Yo Mama ...
is so bald she has holes in her pockets is so that she can run her fingers through her hair.
One Liners
Q: How can you tell when a man is well hung? A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
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juniorsimms
(09.13.2001 5:10:00 PM EST)
My wife says my next door neighbor is hung too.
When I die I want to be cremated and thrown in Osama Bin Laden's face.
This is true....
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started by
roger
(09.12.2001 5:55:33 PM EST)
and these are some good cartoons Rob.
Thanx
and still...She stands
...and while you're at it,
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started by
willi
(09.12.2001 5:50:02 PM EST)
take out the damn trash cause it's starting to smell worse than you do!
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The gene for the Siamese coloration in animals such as cats, rats or rabbits is heat Sensitive. Warmth produces a lighter color than does cold. Putting tape temporarily on Siamese rabbit's ear will make the fur on that ear lighter than on the other one.
and still...She stands
