"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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I agree.
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started by
kweenbee
(09.05.2001 5:57:57 PM EST)
Thirty years ago, my mother-in-law bought me a brand new car. Hmmmmm, wonder what I could have got if....? Good toon, Roger.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
He could complete the trifecta.
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started by
thegrandpatron
(09.05.2001 11:23:13 AM EST)
I always said if you want to know what she looks like in twenty years look at her Mother. It looks like this guy is in for one happy life.
Now if he would just do (make love) her grandmother, he could complete the trifecta.
Thinking Positive
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started by
misspk
(09.05.2001 9:35:01 AM EST)
At least you know he'll still be attracted to you in another 20yrs.
Like mother, like daughter is what they say.
Did I mention my mom is one hot babe?
*wink,giggle,blush*
Hey, why not?
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started by
tjshere
(09.05.2001 5:29:18 AM EST)
Anything to keep the piece in the family. ;^)
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
I think thats true
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started by
bigswifty
(09.05.2001 0:23:51 AM EST)
with enough Viagra and Tequilla everyone is beautiful, hey Rodger, I never noticed that twinkle in your eyes before now, been in town long sailor? LOL
Great toon Rodger, thanks!
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
