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see i told you....
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dtahellyeah
(09.10.2001 6:01:28 AM EST)
women.it is the beer that make us do things.beer,it always gets us in trouble,but ohhh it taste so good.
DON'T TRUST ANYONE
Truth in Beer
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started by
marvin
(09.09.2001 8:49:25 AM EST)
it only lies once it's passed the tonsils.
Hahahaha!
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started by
kweenbee
(09.08.2001 12:38:36 PM EST)
Yeah, that's it! LOL@MissPK. five up, Roger.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Hmmmmm...Odd.
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misspk
(09.08.2001 11:30:15 AM EST)
Beer must talk to me all the time then ;-)
She had better take that as a compliment. Her boobies look to be her only good feature.
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