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#50 Mosquitos have 47 teeth.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She bungee jumped and went straight to hell!
One Liners
Q. Why does the mexican olympic team suck? A. Everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US
This is.....
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sweetiepeach
(10.21.2001 10:46:21 PM EST)
...what you wake up to when you drink all night guys...LOL! I personally would rather wake up with my head hanging over the porcelain goddess than wake up to either one of them...:)
~SweetiePeach~
~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~
In my opinion.....
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willi
(10.21.2001 12:28:16 PM EST)
both of these characters are bag-worthy!
The only question is "paper or plastic?"
Oh jeez
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tjshere
(10.21.2001 8:26:36 AM EST)
I'm sure he was queasy to begin with. That must have put him over the edge.
Funny toon, Junior. ^5, man.
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
Hey buddy, you had better start the day off with a Bloddy Mary with a double shot of Absolute.
Well...
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roger
(10.21.2001 5:00:38 AM EST)
...he's no Robert Redford his own damn self. hahaha
Orgasm Donor
Hahahahaha!
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kweenbee
(10.21.2001 0:14:05 AM EST)
He had to have been! Good one, bud. ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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