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Drunken Moments

By: juniorsimmsPublished: 10/21/2001
 
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In the heat of the moment, he couldn't find the bag she's supposed to wear over her head. Really drunk for sure!

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    Beer Goggles are helpful in this situation... (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (10.22.2001 9:45:58 AM EST)

    BUT the combination of the booze and the bagless sex might just create projectile vomiting.

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    This is..... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (10.21.2001 10:46:21 PM EST)

    ...what you wake up to when you drink all night guys...LOL! I personally would rather wake up with my head hanging over the porcelain goddess than wake up to either one of them...:)

    Kisses at my Sweetheart! ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

    In my opinion..... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (10.21.2001 12:28:16 PM EST)

    both of these characters are bag-worthy!

    The only question is "paper or plastic?"

    Oh jeez (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.21.2001 8:26:36 AM EST)

    I'm sure he was queasy to begin with. That must have put him over the edge.

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    Start the Day (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.21.2001 8:02:07 AM EST)


    Hey buddy, you had better start the day off with a Bloddy Mary with a double shot of Absolute.

    Well... (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (10.21.2001 5:00:38 AM EST)

    ...he's no Robert Redford his own damn self. hahaha

    God Bless America Orgasm Donor

    Hahahahaha! (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (10.21.2001 0:14:05 AM EST)

    He had to have been! Good one, bud. ^5

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