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Like my first wife...
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started by
bigswifty
(10.22.2001 11:04:17 PM EST)
After we were married, I found out that she had never selpt with her brother, so I sent her back to her parents.
My dad told me I did the right thing. He said if she wasn't good enough for them, then she wasn't good enough for us!
Too funny
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started by
proverbialchump
(10.22.2001 7:47:47 PM EST)
My Auntgrandma says Im the best kisser.
Hehehehe.
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started by
kweenbee
(10.22.2001 4:41:45 PM EST)
Reminds me of the shmoos.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Maybe....
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started by
sweetiepeach
(10.22.2001 1:15:38 AM EST)
...they figure if they keep trying, they'll get it right sooner or later...LOL!
~SweetiePeach~
~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~
I feel right at home
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started by
roger
(10.22.2001 0:36:53 AM EST)
and mamma always made us kids go to church on Sundays.
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Hallelujah....!!!!
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  started by
luvly1
(10.22.2001 0:08:35 AM EST)
I'll be a witness to that !
Funny cartoon Rog!
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