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It could be worse
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started by
roostercogburn
(10.26.2001 5:08:56 PM EST)
she could be studying to drive an eighteen wheeler. He'd get a work out then.
Typical blonde: She can only go 69 mph anyways.....
....because after that she spins around and blows a rod.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Typical woman driver
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started by
tjshere
(10.26.2001 1:10:39 AM EST)
Trying to change gears with the dipstick.
This is a crack-up, Rachel. Good one!
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If I was.....
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started by
sweetiepeach
(10.26.2001 0:39:36 AM EST)
...her, I'd be stripping those gears, and throwing it into overdrive...:)
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C'mon baby,
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started by
willi
(10.26.2001 0:26:48 AM EST)
if you keep grinding my gears, I'm going to start spewing some fluids!
If she would
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started by
bigswifty
(10.26.2001 0:14:56 AM EST)
shift me into high gear, I'd go "4-Whelling" up the dirt road of love!!
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