"One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a - a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone." - Denver, CO. Aug. 14, 2001
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"Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine." — David Moulton
Snapple Facts
#120 The only continent without native reptiles or snakes is Antarctica.
Yo Mama ...
is so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Over here
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started by
marvin
(10.28.2001 6:22:37 AM EST)
it's the SPG ... Special Patrol Group and the qualifications are simple, they have to be !
Hmmmmm again
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started by
bigswifty
(10.28.2001 1:18:02 AM EST)
Lets see....Stays calm, expression never changes, quick reactions, yuppers he's in!
Hehehehehehe!
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started by
kweenbee
(10.28.2001 0:36:53 AM EST)
Where's Rodney King when you need him? ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Sure is!
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started by
sweetiepeach
(10.28.2001 0:31:23 AM EST)
There used to only be 4 holes for him to pop up through...:)
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~SweetiePeach~
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