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Love Pumpkin

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/31/2001
 
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    I prefer to buy the $4.95 pumpkins: (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (11.02.2001 12:27:27 PM EST)

    you just have to remind them to "watch the teeth"!

    Those are especially scary! (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (10.31.2001 1:50:56 PM EST)

    The ones with the stuff oozing out of all the orifices always are!

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    Hey TJ (5 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.31.2001 8:23:03 AM EST)


    For some reason I think TJ might know what a Jackie Lantern feels like.

    Does she spit or swallow? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.31.2001 4:03:39 AM EST)

    I'll bet they left the innards in the Jackie pumpkin. That squishy stuff probably feels pretty good.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Looks like (0 replies)  
    started by roostercogburn
    (10.31.2001 2:19:48 AM EST)

    Jackie is ready and waiting for Jack. Jack is grinning about it too.

    And they say women don't get paid more.

    Happy Halloween Robnoxious

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