"I had the honor of calling Dale Earnhardt, Jr., after the race, to congratulate him. I said, there's nothing wrong with a fellow following in his father's footsteps."—Bush, on Feb. 16, the day after watching racecar driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. win the Daytona 500. (Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died in a crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500 in 2001.)
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"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them." — George Bush
Snapple Facts
#176 The first bike was called a hobbyhorse.
Yo Mama ...
house is is so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
One Liners
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car crash yesterday? A: Some dick cut her off.
I think I'm going to need years of therapy...I'll talk to the bank about a loan. LOL
Messy!
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willi
(10.06.2001 9:28:13 PM EST)
I don't know about that, but I'd be more than happy to splat your backdoor.
Lucky her
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teddiebare
(10.06.2001 12:22:54 PM EST)
I consider myself an amateur sexologist - it just means I have to keep practicing and practicing, and I do love to practice.
dicktrick
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proverbialchump
(10.06.2001 10:45:51 AM EST)
And a john would be referred to as being sexually challenged cliental.
Yeah.....
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tjshere
(10.06.2001 9:45:47 AM EST)
And I'm a "Transportation Engineer."
Given the fact that she's wearing fishnets and pumps, she could get $200 per hour outta me, even if she was an accountant. Hehehe.
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
Why not?
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misspk
(10.06.2001 9:38:51 AM EST)
She is considered a "Pro".
Broadmeyer? I'd rather see her assitant Tracy Tinytwat.
But now she charges
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marvin
(10.06.2001 3:55:58 AM EST)
$200 an hour for her services !
broad...
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lepervier
(10.06.2001 0:42:55 AM EST)
she looks like. Never can be correct enough i think. Wonder why she is painting
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