"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004
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"Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone." — Jan King
Snapple Facts
#40 It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!
One Liners
Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A: A different bar.
I can:
make money,
make out,
make up,
make it hard,
make it easy,
make it last.
But the only thing I can't make,
is TIME.
That's why my attitude is:
I'm only here for a Short Time,
but I'm here for a Good Time.
Help !!!!!!
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started by
marvin
(10.07.2001 4:38:46 AM EST)
now Walmart's moved into the granting wishes business too, there's no hope for the Amalgamated Union of Genies now !
Movie remake
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started by
tjshere
(10.07.2001 1:53:35 AM EST)
It's the inner-city version of, "Pennies From Heaven."
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
Hehehe....
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started by
sweetiepeach
(10.07.2001 0:47:09 AM EST)
"Show me the money!!!!" Hehehe...:)
~SweetiePeach~
~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~
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