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	"And then we marched to war, war in Afghanistan and Iraq, all of whichaffected the people's confidence. That's a tough — tough hurdles to cross,when it came to our economy." —Bush, speaking in Winston-Salem, N.C., Nov. 7, 2003

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	#179 The first lighthouse to use electricity was the Statue of Liberty in 1886.

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