"And out of the evil done to America is going to come a more peaceful world, and a more better America..." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Welcome Ceremony," Oct. 22, 2002
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Yo Mama ...
has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
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Q. Did you hear about the Irish guy who took niagra instead of viagra? A. He couldnt stop pissing for a week.
Well hell
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tjshere
(11.11.2001 10:54:56 AM EST)
She looks pretty darned hot and I'm not allergic to penicillin. I do believe that I'd make that exchange. I don't think going down would be in the cards though.
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
Could have been worse
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started by
roger
(11.11.2001 7:42:58 AM EST)
It could have all happened on Chili Night.
hahahahaha
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No ovulation there
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started by
marvin
(11.11.2001 3:53:12 AM EST)
too drunk to raise the flag !
No ovation here,
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started by
willi
(11.11.2001 0:19:12 AM EST)
It takes more than one clap to make an applause.
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