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DNA Testing

By: RogerPublished: 11/12/2001
 
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And the winner is...

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    Here is another reason (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (11.13.2001 10:10:53 AM EST)

    to teach sheep to cook!

      

    Ain't that the damn truth. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (11.12.2001 6:40:29 PM EST)

    Had a girl friend tell me once that she was pregnant and didn't know who the father was. "Could be you", she said. Damn, it was too. ^5 Roger.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    And the winner is.... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (11.12.2001 6:09:17 PM EST)

    ...Dorkdom of America, for they'll soon have another member to call their own...LOL! What a bunch of dufuses...LOL!

    Can I relieve that stress for you, Honey?! ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

    As TJ says the loser is the kid (1 reply)
    started by marvin
    (11.12.2001 3:02:34 PM EST)

    there's a paternity suit going on over here and the Child Support Agency having had DNA confirmation of who the father is, have slapped him with a £35,000 ($50,000) support bill.

    Trouble is the father was a child himself at the time of conception and the mother is being tried for child rape !

    Strange world we live in isn't it ?


    You can kiss my ass !!!

    High school confidential (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (11.12.2001 11:04:23 AM EST)


    Must be a cheerleader.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    And the loser is....... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.12.2001 10:07:20 AM EST)

    The kid. No matter who the winner is, his dad is a dork.

    Haha, nice one, Mr. Mayor. ^5

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    The Accused (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.12.2001 8:54:57 AM EST)


    I wish they had DNA testing back when I was in High School. But that's a longer story than Robonoxious jokes.

    Junior Simms (0 replies)  
    started by juniorsimms
    (11.12.2001 0:35:25 AM EST)

    but we're sorry he split for Mexico. Don't drink the water Junior.

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