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Priorities

By: RoosterCogburnPublished: 11/24/2001
 
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This guy has his priorities in order doesn't he. Hey, he's got a 8AM tee time tomorrow.

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    Good toon, Rooster. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (11.24.2001 8:30:38 PM EST)
    ^5.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    You fool! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.24.2001 12:05:33 PM EST)
    Get the cooler of beer next!

    LMAO@Peaches2

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    First things first! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (11.24.2001 11:22:42 AM EST)
    What good is the man if he doesn't have a strong putter anyway?..HUH?

    Wish I'd had something more clever to say!!!..LOL!

    I LOVE THIS TOON Rooster!

    My favorite in a very long time!

    Kisses

    Looks Like Put-In-Bay (Ohio)... (1 reply)
    started by misspk
    (11.24.2001 10:16:30 AM EST)
    ...And it's my guess she wasn't putting out!

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    Pleasure :- (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (11.24.2001 7:06:25 AM EST)
    You can get a lifetime of pleasure from a good set of golf clubs, a wife is just a life sentence ! LOL


    The Limey !
    Damn right (1 reply)
    started by roger
    (11.24.2001 1:31:10 AM EST)
    You tell 'em Rooster. One thing with golf clubs is you don't have to worry about chili night....

    waaaaa hahahaaha

    AND

    LMAO @ Sweetie's comment.

    God Bless America Orgasm Donor

    Seems like an.... (3 replies)  
    started by sweetiepeach
    (11.24.2001 0:44:28 AM EST)
    ...honest mistake...he just grabbed the wrong bag...LOL!

    Can I relieve that stress for you, Honey?! ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

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