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Keep trying folks. You're bound to type something lame eventually.
Just place them in
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bigswifty
(11.30.2001 10:09:49 AM EST)
ceramic pots in the backyard and we could all relax in the oriental garden!
These guys are all acting like its chile night.
Oh my....*gasp*
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misspk
(11.30.2001 9:33:48 AM EST)
Laughing - feeling bad about it, but laughing hysterically!
Good one :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
Hahahaha!
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kweenbee
(11.29.2001 10:50:39 AM EST)
LMAO@Naked. ^5
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
It's impossible to make...
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willi
(11.29.2001 0:58:58 AM EST)
a crunchy stir-fry because the veggies are soaked with saliva!
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