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Chinese Vegetables

By: RogerPublished: 11/29/2001
 
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Where do you keep them? Wow, those are really fresh.

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    started by tjshere
    (11.29.2003 11:43:13 AM EST)


    Marvin, for this nonsensical bit of gibberish -

    "They're just

    has bean sprouts (bigger GROAN still !)"

    Unfortunately, I was first runner-up.

    Keep trying folks. You're bound to type something lame eventually.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Just place them in (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (11.30.2001 10:09:49 AM EST)

    ceramic pots in the backyard and we could all relax in the oriental garden!

    These guys are all acting like its chile night.

      

    Oh my....*gasp* (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (11.30.2001 9:33:48 AM EST)

    Laughing - feeling bad about it, but laughing hysterically!

    Good one :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    Hahahaha! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (11.29.2001 10:50:39 AM EST)

    LMAO@Naked. ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    What? (10 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.29.2001 9:10:08 AM EST)


    The hardest thing I have found about eating a vegetable is, getting her out of the wheelchair.

    Oohh aahh I'ma Sick Bastard I know.

    Ugh! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.29.2001 4:48:45 AM EST)

    The room reeks of scorched peanut oil.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    They're just (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (11.29.2001 4:05:51 AM EST)

    has bean sprouts (bigger GROAN still !)


    Kiss my ass


    Looks like.... (2 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (11.29.2001 3:50:19 AM EST)

    ...they had to "dim-sum" bulbs. I know, I know *G R O A N!!!!*

    Whoooo's my daddy...;o) ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

    LMAO @ NC's reply (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (11.29.2001 2:33:51 AM EST)

    shit, I can't top that, I'll just move along.

    God Bless America Orgasm Donor

    Ginsing (1 reply)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (11.29.2001 1:45:32 AM EST)


    They go stir-crazy as they wok around.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    It's impossible to make... (0 replies)  
    started by willi
    (11.29.2001 0:58:58 AM EST)

    a crunchy stir-fry because the veggies are soaked with saliva!

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