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Beware!

By: RogerPublished: 11/03/2001
 
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You don't need a watchdog at this house.

Beware!

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    Damn..... (2 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (11.03.2001 4:09:29 PM EST)

    Who took this picture of my picket fence?....LOL!!!!
    If you look around some, I bet there's a follow up on pre-menopause!

    Scary (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.03.2001 9:38:36 AM EST)

    God help her husband if he forgets to put the seat down today.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Take a Chill Pill (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.03.2001 7:20:11 AM EST)


    This looks like the Goofbal Gals when their Internet goes down.

    Hahahahahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (11.03.2001 3:43:55 AM EST)

    The sign on the back gate says "Bight Me !" .... I wonder who's house this is ? Any idea Roger ? LOL


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