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HEY!
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sweetiepeach
(11.05.2001 9:38:59 AM EST)
That bitch is wearin' my dress!! LOL...something looks awfully familiar about this cartoon, Roger...:)
After visualizing this joke, I have nothing to say. Let alone, anything funny to say.
Huh???
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started by
tjshere
(11.04.2001 10:33:04 AM EST)
That guy must be packing at least 14 inches just to be able to get through those cheeks. Or at least he was, before the "incident." If he's in this bad a shape, imagine what the ceiling must look like.
Great toon, Mr. Mayor. ^5
Never fear.....TJ's here!
OMG !
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started by
marvin
(11.04.2001 5:34:40 AM EST)
That's one of Sweetie's dresses isn't it ? It sure is her colour ! Hahahahahahahahahaha
Now I'm a dead man walking ;-)
Chili Night
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roger
(11.04.2001 4:19:59 AM EST)
is a bad night for anything. Gloria calls it gas mask night.
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